This, inexplicably, is the bookies’ favourite to win Eurovision 2014.
And I’ve got no idea why.
It’s basically two songs smushed together: it starts out as rather bland ballad, and then suffers a dubstep breakdown about two-thirds of the way through.
The artist, pretentiously-monikered Aram MP3, is apparently one of Armenia’s favourite comedians – but he wasn’t particularly funny when he was making some homophobic remarks about Austria’s entry Conchita Wurst (more on her later).
Let’s hope the punters have it wrong this time.
