So, pretend for a moment you’re Russia.
After all the #SochiProblems and the Ukrainian havoc that's still unfolding, you don’t have much positive PR floating around Europe.
So how do you win over your neighbours and get them to send votes your way at Eurovision?
By sending a pair of sugary-sweet teenaged twins singing a saccharine song called Shine, of course!
Well, maybe not…these two represented Russia in Junior Eurovision back in 2006, and are basically just repeating the same schtick here.
Nul points from me.
